This is a compilation of fun and lighthearted ant jokes. If you have a joke you think deserves to be added on the list, email us at canada.ant.colony@gmail.com to have it added.
If you enjoyed these jokes, you might also be interested in learning how to set up an ant farm, or learning about ants from our ant nature study.
What do you call five ants, who rent from five other ants? Tenants!
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
Why was the ant confused at the picnic? Cause all its uncles were ants!
What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant!
What do you call a 100-year old ant? An Antique!
What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?
One is a leg-a-cy and the other is a sea-of-legs!
What do ants use to communicate? Ant-enna!
What do you call a foreign ant? Import-ant!
What do you call an ant that doesn't go away? Perman-ant!
How many ants does it take to screw on a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got there!
Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water? If it floats, it's boy-ant
What about an ant with good eyesight? Observant
What did the ant unable to do anything say? C-Ant
Which ant wins every fight? The Triumph- Ant
What do you call a well-dressed ant? Extravag-Ant, or even F-Ants-y!
What do you call an ant in the winter? Dorm-ant.
How do ants keep their homes clean? They use ant-ibacterial soap!
What do ants do when they get bored? They go out for a little ant-ertainment!
What is this joke? Redund-Ant
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